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A Weird Tales Acceptance n.

A Weird Tales Acceptance n. An odd process by which an editor accepts a story for publication, keeps it in inventory and then un-accepts it in order to open for new submissions, in which turn said editor would accept, keep … Continue reading

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Malzberg v.

Malzberg v. To respond to criticism by accusing your critics of being “liberal fascists” who are violating your right to free speech (or more commonly, FREEEEEEE SPEEEEEECH!!!!!1). Uses: His publisher didn’t like being called on her author’s blog post but … Continue reading

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Americlones n.

Americlones n. “Foreign” characters in science fiction and fantasy novels written by American authors, where any similarity to real nationalities or culture is entirely coincidental. Uses: Those Russian and Chinese characters in Greg Bear’s Eon? Totally Americlones!

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Über SMOF n.

Über SMOF n. Hypothetical secret master in the world of science fiction fandom (SMOF meaning Secret Master of Fandom). It has been hypothesised that such a being may be linked to the giant lizard conspiracy. Usage: One Über SMOF to find … Continue reading

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Readercon Diet, The

Readercon Diet, The. A zero-tolerance approach to dieting, but really it’s ok to eat as much as you like as long as you say you’re sorry for it afterwards. SEE ALSO: Pulling The Asimov.

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UmlautPunk n.

UmlautPunk n. a kind of thriller detective fiction featuring the use of ulmauts; sometimes referred to as “Scandinavian Crime”; usually features a) serial killer b) anti-Semitism / historical links to the Holocaus c) women as victims d) umlauts. Usage: Jo Nesbo’s UmlautPunk novels … Continue reading

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Elfing v.

Elfing v. The act of writing an elf book; though there is no such thing as one elf book. There are only series; such an endeavor typically includes writing about dragons and dwarfs as well; there is no elfing under 120,000 words of … Continue reading

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YetiPunk n.

YetiPunk n. A sub-genre of science fiction or fantasy featuring yetis; by extension, any story featuring {cryptozoology}. The classic example of YetiPunk is the short story “Unicorn Variations” by {Roger Zelazny}. Also notable is “The Yeti Behind You” by {Jeremiah Tolbert}. … Continue reading

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Penile Science Fiction n.

Penile Science Fiction n. also Penile SF, “hard” science fiction, or simply SF. Distinct from Vaginal Science Fiction, which is fantasy.

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Nussbaumian Text n.

Nussbaumian Text n. an item of literary criticism, most commonly addressing a television series, and which is often longer than the actual series it is studying; an epic narrative of geek criticism; the reading or writing of which is termed … Continue reading

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