Elfing v.

Elfing v. The act of writing an elf book; though there is no such thing as one elf book. There are only series; such an endeavor typically includes writing about dragons and dwarfs as well; there is no elfing under 120,000 words of fiction; it is seen as a competitive sport in some quarters, and a Sisyphean task of endurance by others; in a final count we can only say, it is what it is.


Q: How is your literary masterpiece coming along?

A: I put it aside for a while and now I’m elfing.


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